As I was lying face down on the couch, with a view of the floor, trying to manoeuvre my head comfortably into the head-sized gap (obviously made for someone with a completely different head shape to mine), my cheeks painfully squashed against the sides, my jaw clenched tight (because well, if you’ve been in that position, you’ll know it makes no sense to keep your mouth open), I thought “am I actually supposed to be enjoying this?”.